Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Welcome Testes!!




Giving you what you need
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Welcome to the controversially named flaming testicles blog! We aim to shock, surprise and thrill you with interesting thought inspiring posts. The team that will be contributing towards your reading pleasure will consist of three all out liberal junior journalists in their first year of their degree. Our aliases will be revealed as we begin to add posts and allow you to see our varying personalities that will come through in our blog.
As you may expect with such a lavish name, we aim to discuss various issues related to youth and the varsity experience that will be appealing both to current students and students that are yet to join the varsity experience. We write in a dynamic seemingly naughty outspoken way that will also be quite funny for those who don’t want to take life too seriously. Our blog won’t just be about run of the mill nonsense to do with journalism, media and life in general, we also aim to teach you buggers a thing or two that will be useful to you if you decide to do Journalism and some solid life knowledge. We are pretty sure that most of you are a bit tired of reading “brochure” type information t do with Journalism we may be the solution. Our brute honesty and savage truths will give you the real nitty gritty story about Journalism from our varied experiences.
If you have read anything to do with the varsity experience thus far, forget about it. You have been a victim of gross generalisations and soft treading information about how varsity is; you have been given the “bed of roses” treatment. Wake up! Read something real now. The world is not as sweet and cuddly as the little teddy bears you sleep with every night, its cut throat. Yes sure there are a lot of lovey-dovey moments that put a smile on your face such as watching that nonsense Twilight but ultimately we don’t like each other, we are mean, selfish, self-centred, arrogant, loud, rude, obnoxious bastards ready to pounce on anyone that dares to cross our lines!
So why read our blog? I mean there are millions out there right? Well if you have found the blog already, then there is nothing stopping you from reading it is there? No just joking. We offer valued entertainment at the expense of everything you giggle around corners chatting about, all the stuff you say behind closed doors about what’s really going on. It’s your chance to read something that YOU agree with, something that gets right in there with all the good stuff that you need to know. So basically this is blog is what you need in your life, period!

See you soon
Team testicles!!

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